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10 funny pick-up lines to help you learn english (and maybe find love)! | fluentu english
The survey, of more than people nationwide, believed the classic "Your dad must be a thief because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes" to be the most embarrassing chat-up line, with reality TV veteran Calum Best voted the person most likely to say it. People believed humour was the best way of chatting somebody up with over 50 per cent of those surveyed saying comedy lines work best on them, such as "Do you have any raisins?
How about a date? Although the list of cheesy chat up lines was dominated by reality TV stars, footballers and singers, one of the more unexpected votes went to Countdown's Carol Vorderman, with people voting her most likely to use the line "If I were to rearranged the alphabet I would put U and I together.
Others on the list compiled by a maker of Dutch Edam cheese included Manchester United's Cristiano Jplines who was voted as most likely to say "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Glamour model Jodie Marsh rounded off the top five with "Here's 10p - go phone your mum and tell her you won't be coming home tonight. Your dad must be a thief because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes — Calum Best.
I must be in heaven because I can see an angel — Mario Marconi. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Here's 10p — go phone your mum and tell her you won't be coming home tonight — Jodie Marsh. You're under arrest. The charge — trespassing in my dreams - Rhys Ifans.
Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven? You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day — Lee Sharpe.
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? Do you have a map? Ulpines I keep getting lost in your eyes — Darius Danesh.